Pelosi Decries GOP's Negative Campaign

(Associated Posers) – NEW YORK CITY – Former Speaker of the House and current Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, appearing on MSNBC's Rachel Maddow Show, claimed the Democrats were conducting a positive of personal destruction against Republican nominee Mitt Romney. The democrats have claimed that Romney is everything from “stupid” to a “felon” who is responsible for the death of a steelworkers wife.

“We are trying to keep a positive campaign but the Republicans want to poison the debate by pointing out high gas prices, skyrocketing electric rates, and a possible meat shortage next year that hasn't even happened yet.” She complained “Then instead of talking about feelings and unicorns and free stuff they want to talk about how every single tax bracket increases next year and fines under Obama Care.”

“These are distractions from the real issues of this campaign. Nobody wants to talk about real issues any more. The fact is that allowing the Republicans to run against Barack Obama is simply a racist act by itself” she told Maddow, who simply agreed with everything she said.

“You have railed against money in politics” Rachel Maddow mentioned “Is that being highlighted in your re-election campaign?”

“We know that unions, PAC's. Special interest groups, AARP, Planned Parenthood and George Soros will spend tens of millions of dollars fighting for Barack Obama but some businesses want to support the Republicans and that must stop. That is why I am proposing a Constitutional amendment to limit political free speech. I think the founders of this country would have appreciated it. We have to offset it, but we also have to win so we can change it," she also said

Mitt Romney railed against the planned increase of all tax brackets set to place at the beginning of the new year. “Even the lowest tax bracket is set to increase by fifty percent, FIFTY PERCENT! How they claim to want a thriving middle class when they are trying to tax it into oblivion?”

Although President Barack Obama said on the David Letterman Show that we do not have to worry about the national debt in the short term, Republican Vice Presidential candidate noted that a 2008 campaign promise by Barack Obama was to cut the deficit in half. “Instead the deficit has ballooned to unimaginable levels and it is planned to stay there as far as the eye can see! This is not fiscal responsibility, this is saddling your kids with enough debt to keep them in the poorhouse.”

Nancy Pelosi responded “This is what we are talking about. This negative attack on the present administration is not helpful, it is hurting the country. We should be supporting the President and hoping he succeeds in moving us forward. The real issue is that the Republicans have nominated a successful businessman for President at a time when success is a horrible thing”.

“The real issue is making sure that those who blaspheme the prophet Muhammad do not inherit the future. The real issue is not debt, taxes, spending, defense cuts or how warrant-less wiretaps have quadrupled under President Obama. The real issues are free contraceptives, gay marriage, card check and making sure the rich, except for our friends, pay more”.