Monday, August 5, 2013

Lindsay Graham: I will run as a woman

(Associated Posers) CHARLESTON, SC – South Carolina Senator Lindsay “Low-Hand” Graham announced today that he will run for re-election as a woman. Comparing himself to Margaret Thatcher and Evita Peron to be defiant n the face of a growing number of Republican Party challengers.

“Nancy Mace ain't all that” Lindsay Graham said with a snap “She won't be the only wo-man in this race!”

With news that Nancy Mace, Richard Cash and likely Libertarian State Senator Lee Bright will be challenging him in the GOP primary, it could become a struggle for the nomination, for a seat he has held since 2003. Some observers saying that Lindsay Graham coming out as a woman in a mans body was a “weak attempt to gather around 8 possible votes in the state”.

"I’m going to keep being a social and fiscal squishy that focuses on our national security, takes care of our incest... I mean our interests at home, like the Port of Charleston – blatant shout-out, working with my state officials and be a real classy woman like Sandra Fluke who will lap dance with a Tip O’Neill to solve America’s problems," Graham said Sunday on CNN's "State of the Union."

“That's the future of the Republican Party”

Devastating Terror Attack Rocks Detroit

(Associated Posers) DETROIT - In the midst of the United States shutting down embassies in 18 foreign countries due to what was described as a credible threat, Detroit has become the victim of a sudden attack. There are unconfirmed reports of widespread devastation all over the city of Detroit, possibly thousands of buildings are destroyed. The first pictures coming out of the Target Zone is shocking.

In what appears to be the worst terrorist attack in the history of the United States and possibly the world, it is clear that the 'War on Terrorism' has not been won. Despite President Obama saying that Al Qaeda is on the run, this bears all the hallmarks of a long-planned attack. This took deliberate and careful planning.

This websites asks President Obama to make it clear that the US should have a policy of finding and killing the people who did this to one of our major cities. This is unforgivable.